Random MLS teams:

  1. Chicago Fire
  2. Colorado Rapids
  3. Columbus Crew
  4. DC United
  5. FC Dallas
  6. Houston Dynamo
  7. LA Galaxy
  8. Montreal Impact
  9. NE Revolution
  10. New York City FC
  11. New York Red Bulls
  12. Orlando City
  13. Philadelphia Union
  14. Portland Timbers
  15. Real Salt Lake
  16. San Jose Earthquakes
  17. Seattle Sounders FC
  18. Sporting Kansas City
  19. Toronto FC
  20. Vancouver Whitecaps
Randomizing…

The only ones I've heard of are the D.C. United, LA Galaxy, and New York Red Bulls. I guess three out of twenty isn't too bad.