Random jokes:

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How did he do it? His horse's name was Friday.

A guy walked into a bar… And was disqualified from the limbo contest.

An Italian chef has died. He pasta way.

Did you hear about the population of Ireland's capital? It's Dublin.

Did you hear about the sensitive burglar. He takes things personally.

Everyone has it, and no one can lose it. What is it? A shadow.

Hate your haircut? Don’t worry, it’ll grow on you.

Have you heard about the pregnant bed bug? She's going to have her baby in the spring.

Have you heard the joke about paper? Good that you haven’t, it’s tearable!

How do billboards talk? Sign language.

How do snails fight? They slug it out.

How do you impress a female baker? Bring her flours.